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A mad journey into the mind of the depraved!

A mad journey into the mind of the depraved!
Recommended for devolved primates only!

Thursday, January 1, 2015

TWISTER'S REVENGE! (1987)


 So director Bill Rebane made the super silly GIANT SPIDER INVASION and a few other craptacular cinematic atrocities but I'm gonna have to say this is probably the worst I've seen. I think the idea was to remake the TV show KNIGHT RIDER but instead of a fancy gay sports car they use a computerized/sentient monster-truck and instead of actual actors they just use a bunch of annoying people from Wisconsin and make it a comedy. Most of the running time consists of three bungling bad guys doing stupid things that are supposed to be funny but never are and Mr. Twister, the titular monster-truck running over stuff like cars and houses. Also later on a tank gets involved and runs over and through stuff as well. There's also a scene at a biker bar where a gal who looks like Queen Kong from Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling sings for one of the worst bands I've ever seen in a film and an alien is the bartender. There's also a little bit of nudity sprinkled in but not enough to make up for for how mind-achingly dumb everything is.

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