Starting off with a bang. I didn't pay for this. Does anyone actually pay for porn anymore? I mean anyone with a computer that is? Does gore and porn mix? Does anyone actually find Leatherface to be a turn-on? I suppose for every perverted idea out there you can find some sick pervert who will see your idea and raise you one on the perv-o-meter. Personally as far as porno flicks go I'm the kinda guy who thinks that anything made after the 70's heyday is pretty pointless to watch unless used for the obvious self-abuse purpose. Of course if I'm gonna be abusing myself, sitting down to watch a whole 90 minute production is overkill and not my preferred visual stimuli. The plot of this hybrid comes to a screeching halt at every monotonous sex scene and on the flip side any sexy feelings one might be able to stir up come to an end with the splatter scenes. I do like the flies buzzing around the asses and the grindhousey specks they put on the video for atmosphere. I especially like the scene where the couple just runs away from their van and leaves it for the killer. That was very nice of them. Can't say I didn't find it amusing. There are tons of worse adult-like films you could experience and who knew that Herschel Savage was still in porn? Would I watch PORN OF THE DEAD? Sure, why not? Sex and violence all wrapped up in one little porn-valley package. This quote kinda sums it all up- "I can smell the chlamydia from here"- Yes, I'm sure we all can.
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