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A mad journey into the mind of the depraved!

A mad journey into the mind of the depraved!
Recommended for devolved primates only!

Saturday, March 16, 2024

SHAOLIN TEMPLE (1976)


 I recently watched director Chang Cheh's earlier, similar kung-fu epic FIVE SHAOLIN MASTERS which is on the same Blu Ray disc as this and while that one was OK I think I preferred this one a bit more. It had some similarities to MASTER KILLER, which is one of my all-time chop-sockey favs, due to all the training montages. You don't just get one hero in this though there are a whole slew of master fighters brandishing a variety of weapons and fighting styles. The cast includes a bunch of classic Shaw Brothers stars in top form including Alexander Fu Sheng, Ti Lung, David Chiang and others. A little lengthy at over 2 hours but that is what makes it all so epic. AKA DEATH CHANMBER



Known in Italy as THE GIANTS OF KARATE!:





DEATHSTALKER (1983)


  This 80s sword & sorcery epic is seemingly influenced by CONAN THE BARBARIAN which came out only a year earlier but I saw it before CONAN and it was in fact the first movie my family rented back when we first bought a VCR in the 80s. Full of boobs, butts, rape and quite a bit of gore this is clearly not a family movie but as a young teen I sure dug it. Not having seen it since those days I must say it really holds up as a great example of 80s exploitation brought to us by Roger Corman's New World Pictures. You get a pig-headed warrior, evil wizardry, arms ripped off, multiple decapitations, mud wrestling, a fight-to-the-death tournament and lots of hot ladies showing off the goods including Barbi Benton. 

 There were 3 sequels with the last one being in 1991 and I don't remember anything outstanding about any of them. There are also various movies which used scenes from this in them because that's how Corman rolls. The 2 BARBARIAN QUEEN films with Lana Clarkson are also kind of sequels to this except the character she plays has a different name. A remake of this was recently announced which is supposed to simply be titled BARBARIAN.



This Norwegian VHS gives us the title STALKER: THE WARRIOR KING and features a totally different character on the box cover!:



Friday, March 8, 2024

RESIDENCE FOR SPIES (1968)

Jess Franco gives us a comedic spy movie here starring Eddie Constantine who was famous for starring in Jean-Luc Godard's ALPHAVILLE a few years earlier. This was before Franco delved into the more sleazy/exploitation portion of his career which is really the stuff I love best so this one is not anywhere near the top of my personal favs. Might be of interest to fans of 60s James Bond and spoofs of that sort of stuff but I don't think the action is anything near what you would want from your standard spy flick of the era.





THE KILLER IS STILL AMONG US (1986)


 Not the best Italian giallo flick in the world. Late in the subgenre, I think this one is mainly known because it contains one super gory bit where a ladies nipple and genitals are mutilated in very close-up detail. Beyond that though it's  pretty dull experience. Also the fact that it's based on a true story where they never found the killer doesn't lend itself to the most satisfying conclusion I've ever seen in one of these sort of films. While some 80s gialli(ARABELLA for one) can be amusing due to the ridiculous fashions of the time this really isn't one of those. 

Known some places as THE MURDERER IS STILL WITH US:



Thursday, February 29, 2024

THE HEROIC TRIO (1993)


 Hong Kong version of a superhero movie that teams up 3 of their big actresses of the 90s Michelle Yeoh(as The Invisible Girl), Maggie Cheung(as a tough biker chick known as The Thief Catcher) and Anita Mui(as Wonder Woman). They face off against an evil baby-snatching demon and his henchman played by Anthony Wong. Even though this isn't quite a Category III film which is what I mainly know Wong from, it's still Hong Kong so you get a bloody scene where a baby ends up getting impaled on a nail and several cannibalistic children wetting themselves while being murdered. Prime comic book action for cult movie fans. Director Johnnie To would go on to make a bunch of cool action/thriller movies over the years. 

 There was a sequel, where it suddenly becomes a post-apocalyptical scenario, which came out the same year. 


                                             Terrible African hand-painted poster!:



Saturday, February 24, 2024

MANSION OF THE LIVING DEAD (1982)


  Lina Romay(billed as Candy Coster) and 3 of her topless dancer co-workers go on vacation and end up at a spooky deserted hotel where horror ensues. This starts off as a pretty fun romp with plenty of lesbianic antics which is director Jess Franco's specialty and then turns into a sort-off rip-off of TOMBS OF THE BLIND DEAD with some hooded skull-faced Satanic killers running around. This is actually the 2nd movie I've seen that is a kinda "homage" to the BLIND DEAD, the first being NIGHT OF THE SKULL which this is certainly a step-up from. Drags in places but worth a watch if you're a sleaze-monger like myself. 

                                              Lesbo frolicking!: 




Thursday, February 22, 2024

CURSE OF THE VOODOO (1965)

  This hunter(Bryant Haliday) kills a lion in Africa which unleashes the "voodoo curse" of the title although I don't think anything that we see counts as actual voodoo. Really dull British horror which mostly consists of our main character hallucinating about African warriors. I'm sure it's considered very racist by today's standards. AKA VOODOO BLOOD DEATH

Released in America on a double bill with the cheezier but more watchable FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE SPACE MONSTER:





Wednesday, February 21, 2024

SHIVERS (1975)

  Big fan of director David Cronenberg but his first horror film here has never really been my favorite. It's kind of a zombie movie except these zombies are really horny! Oh and they're actually controlled by a parasite that sneaks around like a slug and crawls into people's orifices(including the great Barbara Steele in a bathtub). Lynn Lowry gets naked for no reason and we get lots of orgy scenes to go along with the murderous rampages. Still an impressive early movie clearly made on a low budget with ideas that would be more fleshed out in years to come. AKA IT CAME FROM WITHIN and THEY CAME FROM WITHIN



Known in Italy as THE DEMON UNDER THE SKIN:





Saturday, February 17, 2024

DANGEROUS CHARTER (1962)


  While watching this I couldn't help but think about how the early 60s might be one of the worst times for cinema. I mean they're not as bad as today, or anything post the year 2000 with all the CGI nonsense, but given that they were preceded by the kitschiness of the 50s and then followed by the grittiness of the late 60s and 70s they were pretty awful in comparison for the most part and here's a prime example of that. Some fishermen find an abandoned boat and then get involved with some gangsters and that's pretty much the whole plot! Not exactly the most action packed film I've ever seen and what pisses me off the most about this is that they snuck it into a DVD set of biker movies which this is clearly not. Supposedly shot in 5 days which I can certainly believe. Roger Corman coulda done better!

                     Not a bad trailer for such a leisurely-paced movie: 

Tuesday, February 13, 2024

LEGENDARY WEAPONS OF CHINA (1982)

  Being more of a fan of the Shaw Brothers' 70s output this one fell a little short for me. Of course there are the amazing sets and fights, and you get Gordon Liu playing an ominous bad guy, but I wasn't fond of the comedy bits thrown in, with Alexander Fu Sheng and a voodoo doll, which seemed to spoof earlier kung fu movies. It was also a bit confusing  for the first quarter of the movie or so and I really couldn't tell you what was going on until it all settled down and became clear.  There sure are a lot of weapons on display here though, which get their own subtitles, so that's something. It's also kind of interesting that the idea for this movie is taken from history where Chinese would practice martial arts in the belief that it would make them impervious to the bullets of invading Westerners. Spoiler alert - it didn't work so well.



                    Thai poster where it's known as 18 LEGENDARY WEAPONS OF CHINA:



Saturday, February 10, 2024

LONE WOLF (1988)

  Got to see this last night playing in a theater, which is kinda weird because it was originally only released to video. Very basic 80s werewolf movie, with some fairly decent transformation scenes, thanks to director Ted Bohus, which are inspired by AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON, mixed with an almost SAVED BY THE BELL plot involving a struggling up and coming rock band and high school kids all played by folks who could easily be in their 30s or 40s. Michael J. Fox and TEEN WOLF get name checked and our mysterious werewolf gets to slashing. Maybe worth a one-time watch if you're a werewolf cinema completist. 

Known as TEENAGE WEREWOLF in Denmark:

AFTER PARTY MASSACRE (2011)


 Rather than an actual movie-watching experience this felt way more like viewing a very specific fetish video. If death metal, slasher movies and metal chicks in various states of undress all mixed together in what's basically a really long music video seem like something that might turn you on maybe give it a gander. The list of atrocities include castration, dismemberment by miter saw, death by dildo, sledgehammer, axe and other implements of destruction. The bands Soulless and Incantation(whose drummer is also our main character) are featured.

Friday, February 9, 2024

THE NIGHT EVELYN CAME OUT OF THE GRAVE (1971)


  This Italian horror is about half a giallo and half a more standard horror where we clearly see who the killer is and there's no mystery at all. You get kinky s & m killings, black-gloved killer, flesh-eating foxes, a skull-faced apparition and a mystery that's pretty easy to figure out. Not the greatest example of Eurotrash cinema but capable enough and it's always cool to see Erica Blanc show up in one of these types of films. AKA THE NIGHT SHE ROSE FROM THE TOMB