For the first half of this movie they might as well have called it THE HORRIBLE SEXY INVISIBLE MAN because for some unexplained reason our vampire killer(played by someone with the more werewolf-sounding silly name of Waldemar Wohlfahrt) is invisible. He does become visible for the second half but then they coulda just called it THE HORRIBLE SEXY STRANGLER because strangely enough instead of biting people on the neck and sucking their blood he's a vampire that likes to strangle people. This leads to a complete lack of any blood on display but to make up for that there are a few naked ladies here and there and Mr. Vampire does get a little pervy towards the end when he starts undressing gals to get a look at their panties after choking them to death. Overall this German filmed euro-horror flick is pretty boring and drags quite a bit between murder scenes and our hero is a sort of Andy Warhol-looking fellow who seems pretty unconvincing as a vampire-slayer. In fact the vampire here has to tell Mr. Warhol how to kill him and even asks him to do it which I'm pretty sure is something I've never seen Dracula do.
Even though the abundant nipples are nice I would say there's plenty of better euro-trash films to seek out before this one.
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