If you mixed a shitty spy-movie spoof with an exceptionally stupid sex-comedy(that doesn't really have any nudity in it) you would get this. It consists of a love story about a couple of idiots who are pursued by a bunch of Russians including a gang of midgets. There's also a dog that narrates the film sometimes, a guy in drag that looks like Milton Berle playing an old gypsy woman, a bunch of old bikers, comedian Pat McCormick as a Soviet escapee, a couple of fat people that eat a lot and lots of horrible, horrible un-funny jokes. This was originally supposed to star David Carradine but he wisely stayed out of it and instead you get what might be one of the world's worst actors, Mario Romeo Milano, who's also the writer and co-director here. A man who's annoying to look at and seemingly gay but playing a straight fellow. Also he's not even a nerd as the title promises but just a clumsy oaf. Crap-movie specialist George "Buck" Flowers shows up in a small part. This was released on video by Troma which is pretty appropriate since they have tons of dumb crap like this available. There are way better stupid movies from the 80's with actual boobs in them that you could watch instead of this.
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