MASSACRE IN DINOSAUR VALLEY (1985)

  Before viewing this I was warned that it was pretty crappy, but I found it to be fairly enjoyable. Maybe I was just in the right state of mind or maybe it just hit that sweet spot I have for movies that mix genres together. While it's fundamentally a jungle adventure epic it starts out as sort of a sex comedy then for the middle part it's a cannibal flick and then finally gets back to being an action movie for the finale.  I can see why someone looking for a super gory cannibal movie would be let down but it does feature a body being ripped open, a leg chomped off by piranha and a little more blood here and there. Michael Sopkiw, of AFTER THE FALL OF NEW YORK fame, is our action hero and he gets some stellar-looking ladies who aren't afraid to get nekked as co-stars. A good watch if your expectations aren't too high. Oh and also if you're looking for any dinosaurs to show up maybe skip this. 

                                  Known in Portuguese as LOST IN DINOSAUR VALLEY!:

Released on DVD in the U.K. as CANNIBAL FEROX II making it a sequel to the Umberto Lenzi classic!: