Apparently Brazil has made some of the world's most bizarre adult films. This is definitely one of the weirdest ones I've ever seen. I'm not exactly sure who thought it would be a good idea to mix a porno flick with a midget vampire movie and who exactly that would appeal to but I'm glad they did it just so I can say I've seen a Brazillian midget vampire porn. I've only seen this in its original language so I may have missed some of the finer plot points but I'm pretty sure that doesn't matter. Basically you get a little guy with a cape running around interrupting sex scenes and sucking blood. Mostly vagina blood and sometimes from big old maxi pads which is pretty nasty. Our hero is played by Chumbinho who's also appropriately known as Fuk Fuk and he is a real creepy looking little guy which works great for this role. He's sorta like Brazils version of Weng Weng but not quite as classy as that little Filipino fellow. This movie steals all kinds of music from stuff like ROCKY and THE LONE RANGER and it's just chock full of strange scenes like the one where a chubby guy jerks off to pictures of horses. A penis gets bitten off in one blowjob scene thanks to our little bloodsucking perv and everyone in this seems like they need a good washing. Check it out for some unique foreign sleaze.
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