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A mad journey into the mind of the depraved!

A mad journey into the mind of the depraved!
Recommended for devolved primates only!

Sunday, May 22, 2011

PIECES (1982)

"The most beautiful thing in the world is smoking pot and fucking on a waterbed"

One of the greatest stupid slasher flicks of the 80's. Made by Spanish director Juan Piquer Simon who would go on to do one of the dumbest "animals attack" movies SLUGS. Just for those two this guy should really be in the hall of fame of exploitation movie directors right next to guys like Bruno Mattei and William Girdler. Heads roll, arms roll, a whole half a chick rolls!! You get gallons of blood spilled and plenty of boobs, gratuitous use of the word "bastard!" and  a completely random kung-fu scene that comes out of nowhere and ends just as abruptly.  Bluto from the Robin Williams POPEYE movie shows up to look menacing and give everyone the stink eye. He also kicks ass on a group of cops who can't even slow him down with a 2 x 4. Christopher George overacts like a motherfucker and Jack Taylor is his boring self(but looks as damn suave as humanly possible with his ultra manly mustache!). There's no way to convey in words the hilarious ridiculousness of this movie. A must see for true trash fiends!

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