"Are you gonna suck the mother-fucker or are ya gonna forget it? Now whatcha gonna do?"
This is one of the most mind-numbingly strange examples of a porno that I've ever seen. What exactly is the thought process here? Let's take a belligerent drunken hillbilly fellow and have him and a completely disinterested woman argue and insult each other for half the movie and then have a woman dressed as Batgirl(called BAT-PUSSY here for legal reasons) show up for the world's worst threesome scene ever put on film? Yeah, that will surely make for hot viewing. Never once does our main actor even come close to getting a hard-on or penetrating anything and all the sex scenes look like a terribly choreographed mixed-gender wrestling match. At one point this whiskey-drinking rube knocks Bat-Pussy off the bed and then falls ass-first onto her head. The stand-out scene has to be Bat-Pussy on a hippity-hop racing alongside a freeway to stop our dirty-motherfucker would-be porn makers from recording their stupid sex antics. The movie mercifully isn't even 60 minutes long and while no human being in their right mind would call this a good movie I found it worth watching just for the fact that there's really nothing else like it in the annals of crazy 70's porn.
Put out by Something Weird Video and there's not much that's weirder than this!:
Well, take me to the foot of the stairs.
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