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A mad journey into the mind of the depraved!

A mad journey into the mind of the depraved!
Recommended for devolved primates only!

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

BLACK ANGELS (1970)

"You filthy, no good, egg-sucking, finger-licking, snot-picking, scuzzy-faced runt!"

This title is a little bit misleading.  There is a black biker gang but they're not really the main gang we follow through the movie and they're not called The Black Angels but The Choppers.  The Black Angel is actually a cop who wears the fakest looking cop uniform in the history of cinema(just a pair of black slacks and a black buttoned-up shirt with some military stripes on it) and he basically just stands around wearing dark glasses throughout the film.  The main biker gang, Satan's Serpents, are a bunch of white guys who are rivals of The Choppers.  Although there aren't any black members of the Serpents they claim to not be racists and just like fighting black guys!?  The whole movie is very morally ambiguous like that and I think that's why I liked it so much.  I also loved how most of the bikers had ultra-stupid names like Chainer who carries a chain and Fixer who fixes stuff and Knifer who knifes people etc.  It's like they all just stepped out of a comic book.  Another odd thing is that the Serpents have in addition to their pet snake, a pet raccoon and a pet mountain lion!  Those crazy dirtbags!  Also featuring a black on white rape scene and a downbeat pointless ending where almost everyone dies which is just lovely.  A.K.A. BLACK BIKERS FROM HELL

Most of the music in this is pretty forgettable but I dig this cigarette munchin' tune!:

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