Yes, sometimes I'll watch a movie just because I like the title. Lots of times that doesn't end well. This time it didn't even start well. This New Jersey shot-on-video shitfest starts out with some douchebag in a graveyard trying to raise the spirit of Ed Wood to help him make a movie. He coulda used a lot of help. From there on out you get endless random scenes of people walking around while bad rock music plays. Then there's a soft-core lesbian scene. The gals have nice bodies and all but are probably two of the most annoyingly bad actresses you'll find also lesbian porn is usually not the most exciting kind of porn to me. It's almost always so boring! Then more random shots. Fuck! This whole movie is filled with time-wasting random shots of nothing! Then there's more even less attractive lesbians! Yikes! Fat S & M lesbians! Yuck! Finally Muffy The Vampire Slayer shows up. Oh boy. Why does it have barely legal in the title? None of these women look like they're under 30! It's also pretty insulting to have Ed Wood's name attached to this in any way since even his worst movies were a million times more entertaining than anything going on here. I think they were trying to make a sexy horror/comedy thing but it really just plays out like the world's worst soft-core lesbo porn flick you could imagine. Might be of interest if you like watching goth/vampire-chicks hump each other while covered in fake-looking blood and you like fast forwarding a lot but even then I'm sure you could find something better.
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