THE SHE WOLF OF SPILBERG (1977)

 If you're gonna rip-off ILSA, SHE-WOLF OF THE S.S. there's a couple of things you might want to include in your movie. For one thing Nazis. The group in this flick act like Nazis and look like Nazis but I guess the filmmakers didn't want to offend anyone by putting swastikas in their movie so they have some weird pyramid thing in their red armbands instead. I'm assuming they're supposed to be just some generic South American fascists which would be fine if you weren't remaking a nazisploitation classic. The other important thing is you might want to make it a brutal movie with some exploitation elements. The only thing this movie has going for it is some boobs and Eurobush. The violence for our women-in-prison here consists of some very mild whipping and ultra-fake-looking rape. Finally, and probably the most important thing, is you would want your lead actress to be somewhat intimidating. Our title character here is about as wimpy an evil sadistic warden of a prison can be. Her main response to insubordination seems to be giving disapproving glances and pouting. This is a far cry from the castrating and completely bad-ass bitchery of the great Dyanne Thorne. If nothing else this movie at least makes me appreciate the ILSA series way more. AKA's= HELGA SHE WOLF OF SPILBERG, GIRL SLAVES & HELGA THE LEATHER MISTRESS

Malissa Longo was also ELSA, FRAULEIN SS which is another crappy nazisploitation flick that ripped-off ILSA in '77)