Pretty cool dumb Italian rip-off of CONAN THE BARBARIAN. Thor here(Conrad Nichols) isn't a superhero or god or anything like that instead he's just a beefy barbarian who pals around with a magical owl-man that gives him special powers once in a while(oh and a horse that just appears out of thin air). He also likes to peep in on Thor whenever he's getting busy with the ladies(which I believe we call rape nowadays but I guess this takes place in the days before they invented that term). When I say this is cool I mean in the stupid bad-movie way of course. It's clearly an utterly inept film but I still found myself fascinated to see where it was going next. If you're not as forgiving of dumb cinema I guess you could skip it or just watch one of the other dozens of crappy Italian CONAN clones but as of this moment this might be my new fav but that might be due to the competition not being very fierce.
Known in the Philippines as BEASTMASTER II years before there actually was a BEASTMASTER 2!
Stupid trailer made by stupid Full Moon Features!:
Extra sexy Spanish poster!:
Don't recall Thor fighting any giant snakes in the film but it makes for a cool poster!:
This one looks more like a paperback book cover but still very cool!:
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