Saturday, September 11, 2010
THE JAIL: THE WOMEN'S HELL (2006)
Bruno Mattei is my favorite crappy Italian director. Insane dialogue, horrendous acting(one actress yells half her dialogue for no reason at all), completely naked women every few seconds, rampant lesbianism, silly and also gory acts of violence(including a machete in a dead girls vagina), mud wrestling, a cage full of underwater pussy-eating rats?, jailhouse orgies, and other acts of depravity fill this movie to the brim with enjoyable spectacles. It seems that the prison is just used to turn out really bad strippers/prostitutes. There's more of a plot somewhere in there but it's not very important. Everything just kind of happens as an excuse to see someone being raped with a snake or some other such terrible thing happen to women in a prison. Even though this was made later on in his career and was shot on video(which makes it look like some kind of sick TV show from a country with much better programming than we have in America) it still has all the components of Mattei's better known stuff like VIOLENCE IN A WOMEN'S PRISON. Check it out if you're a sex maniac or just a general sick-o.
"and you're a shit-ass...":