Chock full of ultra-lame, Stacey Q synth-pop tunes which include ear-achingly awful romantic ballads this pseudo-teen comedy screams 1980's. The plot is about a nerdy dork who finds a time portal and goes back to prehistoric days. He spends most of his time there trying to bang the titular cave-girl. Unfortunately she's not 50 feet tall as the poster promises also the cave-people are not animated characters, but that's probably a good thing. Also she must have invented some sort of cave-hairspray since her hair always looks perfectly puffy and 80's-ish. The movie starts out with some slapstick and gratuitous nudity but ends up being more of a romantic comedy, which is just unbearable. There's a threat of cannibalism which they never follow through on. I guess I can't expect CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST when I'm watching a lighthearted romp such as this. This was part of an 80's teen sex comedy DVD box set or I would probably toss it.
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