Sunday, December 19, 2010
PSYCHO SHARK (2009)
You would think that a movie named PSYCHO SHARK might be full of people getting eaten by a shark. Or at the very least the threat of being eaten by a shark. Unfortunately you would be wrong. For the first hour there's nothing but some large breasted Japanese girls frolicking on the beach. While that's nice to watch even that becomes boring after an hour and then we get a psycho guy who stabs gals and feeds them to a shark. So the movie coulda just as truthfully been called PSYCHO GUY but the shark does finally show up in the last few minutes and eats everyone. The shark is a typically shitty looking cgi monster the size of 2 or 3 whales put together and he can jump out of the water 50 feet in the air. Shame on you PSYCHO SHARK for having one fucking shark attack and trying to pass yourself off as a JAWS rip-off.
The only scene worth watching in this whole stupid mess of a movie: