This is supposed to be a comedy/slasher yet the title is the only thing even mildly funny and even that is debatable. What makes people think they can just videotape themselves and their friends hanging out goofing around and then release it like anyone who doesn't know them or their friends would want to sit through something like that? This is by far one of the worst things I have ever seen. So fucking annoying I feel like every actor was daring me to keep watching them with all their antics. This piece of crap starts off with some white kid doing an impression of a black man from THE LITTLE RASCALS-era and the humor stays at about that level throughout the whole thing. They have a stereotypical Italian guy(which I kind of feel is the way people see me whenever I venture out of New York) a hillbilly, a metalhead, a gay guy and a bunch of other people trying to be funny with their zany line delivery. I don't think I have ever been drunk enough in my life to even get a chuckle out of any of this crap. Even the killer sucks! He fucking raps and cracks lame jokes while he kills these assholes! Yuck! If every annoying character was killed in the first 5 minutes and that was it this would still be totally unwatchable and this film is 75 minutes! Ouch! There is only one bit that is watchable and that features the one hot chick they managed to get showing her boobs and taking a fake facial. Of course you could also just go watch your average porn flick and avoid all the other terrible bits. If you can get through all this without wanting to punch your screen you're a better person than me.
Tony Danza is the boss! What a bunch of jackasses:
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