Saturday, January 1, 2011
KILLER BEES (2005)
I generally love me some nature gone amok action and I also like to ogle cute Japanese chicks in my spare time. This movie does have both of those things and somehow it still manages to not be totally awesome. The main problem might be that the total amount of naked boobs on display comes out to exactly zero. No nudity, no real gore unless you count some nasty looking stings and worst of all computerized, cartoon-looking bees! Are real bees that hard to find in Japan that you have to make a bunch of little Honey Nut Cheerios mascots? The movie also looks way too glossy and more like a TV show than anything cinematic which doesn't help at all. Might be slightly suspenseful if you're allergic to bees but I'm gonna say this one is a big waste of time and completely stupid. There are at least 4 other movies with this same title. The one from the 70's has to be better.