Tuesday, January 25, 2011
WARNING!!! PEDOPHILE RELEASED (2009)
I will give the filmmakers credit for having the balls to use the word "pedophile" in their title but with a title like that you would think this would be more of an exploitation movie. Perhaps something along the lines of HARD CANDY or some other type of rape/revenge movie. Well boy would you be wrong. There's some nudity and exploitative elements(simulated underage gang rape) but this movie is really just an overly long drawn out artsy-fartsy drama with barely a plot line to follow and whole long stretches with no dialogue and just terrible ponderous soundtrack music. The version I saw of this is almost two hours long. That's way too much to ask of anyone to sit through when all you have going for your film is a shocking title. If however you enjoy watching shaky digital camera footage of a girl in her 20's who can pass for 12 wander around a lot then this is the movie for you. If you like actual movies with stuff like a script and a point, then never ever attempt to watch this piece of boring crap.
For some reason the movie plays out in three parts and they felt the need to individually title each segment: