Whenever I see the word "massacre" in a title I get a little excited. You think I would know better. In this 80's massacre/slasher flick you get a wacky caveman/Tarzan/Wildboy asshole who is massacring campers in a pretty crappy/typical film from this genre. Biker movie great William Smith shows up as a camper but he doesn't do much of anything. Cameron Mitchell appears for about 2 seconds and there's an inter-racial biker gang that is about as lame and incompetent as possible. There's also a black Crazy Ralph character. It also has elements which seem to be trying to rip-off JAWS with the ranger who must keep the camp open no matter what, the rag-tag hunting party thrown together and that stupid tag line on the poster. Pretty much a waste of time and it doesn't even have a real ending. Any of the FRIDAY THE 13TH movies is better than this(except for that shitty remake).
"What's the matter, don't you like speed-metal?":
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