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A mad journey into the mind of the depraved!

A mad journey into the mind of the depraved!
Recommended for devolved primates only!

Thursday, April 7, 2011

LUNCH MEAT (1987)

If you were to make a list of the worst slasher films of all time this one would get a high spot.  The story of a family of insane backwoods cannibals.  Where have I seen that before?  Yes, if THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE was remade as a crappy shot-on-video movie in the 80's, complete with shaky cam and non-actors it would look a lot like this.  Instead of being hacked up for barbecue our idiotic heroes are made into hamburgers, also there's no chainsaw.  Porn star Ashlyn Gere, under an alias, gets the final girl role though the whole movie looks really ugly and none of the actors in this thing seem the least bit attractive or anyone you would want to see naked.  The original big box VHS of this goes for quite a bit of money.  Must be because of it's rarity since I can't imagine too many people actually liking this all that much.  Not much gore and lots of boring and repetitive chases scenes. 

An ass-load of retarded crap!:

2 comments:

  1. Kirk Alex is my mom's new boyfriend. She just told me about this movie he made. As a fan of low-budget horror, I was definitely intrigued. Thanks for posting the video! It's pretty umm... meaty?

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  2. Yeah, it does have a lot of meat-munching scenes. I can't say I'm really a big fan of this movie but I have met a few people who like it.

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