Most kung fu flicks have a pretty simple story-line usually involving a guy getting trained by an old kung fu master to get revenge for something. This movie takes the opposite track by having the most convoluted plot possible. I think what basically happens is an island kingdom is overrun by some bad-asses and then the descendants of the island get revenge. It's kind of hard to keep who's who straight though since their's about 7 billion characters. The worst of which is an annoying chubby red-nosed/ass-faced little boy wearing pigtails. At least I think he's a little boy though he could be a dwarf of some sort since he does have the facial features of an ugly old shrunken-apple headed woman. The best characters are a couple of old beardy wizardy martial arts masters who can punch you from across the room and make stuff explode. There's really not much to recommend here unless you enjoy hurting your head trying to figure out what the hell is going on or you just dig weird stuff.
Lots of narration:
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