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A mad journey into the mind of the depraved!

A mad journey into the mind of the depraved!
Recommended for devolved primates only!

Tuesday, February 22, 2022

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (2022)





  It's hard to fathom that in the year 2022 there could be any horror fans that think a new slasher movie will be a deep work of art, but apparently that is actually the majority of fans if you go by all the disappointed reviews that this movie has garnered. This makes me think modern horror fans might be some of the stupidest people on the planet. Since I had no illusions that this would be good in any way going into it, I got exactly what I figured I would. Which is a dumb slasher movie about a large guy with a chainsaw killing a bunch of woke assholes. While I do enjoy watching a bunch of woke assholes getting massacred myself, I assume that a lot of the negative feedback is from the more "progressive" branch of horror fandom. I could do without the CGI and anything that tries to make this a sequel to the original film(which was made back when exploitation films did still occasionally have some artistic flair to them) but I'm certainly not retarded enough to be surprised and offended by anything new not being up to the standards of 1970s cinema. If they just called this THE TIKTOK CHAINSAW MASSACRE or something maybe it woulda been more popular with the horror nerds.

The whole crappy(except for the original) TCM series!:

1. THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE (1974)

2. THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE PART 2 (1986)

3. LEATHERFACE: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE III (1990) 

4. TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION (1994)

5. THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (2003) - remake

6. THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING (2006) - prequel to the remake

7. TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D (2013) - sequel to the original film

8. LEATHERFACE (2017) - prequel to the original movie


 

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