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Showing posts with label shitty remake. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shitty remake. Show all posts
Sunday, May 9, 2010
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (2010)
The only reason I saw this movie was because I got some free tickets. If it wasn't for that there was no way I woulda paid good money for this. I went into it expecting it to be awful and, of course, it was. I'm not a fan of the original, at all, but in comparison it's a masterpiece. Everything from the terrible acting to the nonsensical plot to the shitty fake blood f/x was just garbage. Why do they never even attempt to explain Freddy's magical powers? Is it too much trouble to write something that makes sense in one of these nightmare movies? If you want to see people getting killed with no rhyme or reason like as if you're watching one long loop of outtakes from a real movie then go see this. If you want anything that makes sense or you can relate to in the real world don't bother. The only plus is Freddy's makeup kinda looked like a real burn victim which was the only reality injected into this thing at all. Bring back John Saxon!!
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Saturday, February 21, 2009
FRIDAY THE 13TH (2009)
How do you screw up a FRIDAY THE 13th movie? I really didn't think it was possible for me to hate a movie with Jason Voorhees in it as much as I hate this one. They've put Jason in space, had him travel to New York, had him fight Freddy Kreuger and Carrie, they even made him a body-jumping black slug and all of those things I found at least slightly entertaining. Movie makers currently think all they have to do is remake something so it's new. The sad thing is that it seems like the majority of horror fans agree with this. As long as it's new it's quality? It's a strange concept that I can't wrap my head around. Of course most younger movie fans wouldn't watch anything older than 1990 anyway so I guess it makes some kind of strange sense. This movie set a box-office record for a R-rated horror movie. Unfortunately my money was included in that total. This is the worst most boring FRIDAY THE 13th ever. Worse than the shitty TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE remake(which it even sorta resembled in a few ways)made by the same team of douche bags. A perfect example of Hollywood garbage trying to cash in on 80's nostalgia. The sad thing is that I will be first in line to see part 2 cuz I hear it's gonna be in 3-D. I love 3-D! MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3-D blew this away by far. Let's hope they try to rip off some of that movie for the next one.
This trailer can't begin to convey the shittyness of the whole film:
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