BLOOD DOLLS (1999)

Full Moon Entertainment have cranked out a shitload of horrible movies throughout the 80's, 90's and they're still going today.  They have, arguably, a worse track record than Troma when it comes to awful productions.  I mean I can say that at least a few Troma movies appealed to me when I was younger, Full Moon's stuff never really did at all.  I mean how many times do you need to see them remake the same basic movie about killer puppets or killer dolls?  It seemed like director Charles Band had quite an insatiable little person fetish.  Now no one loves midgets more than I do but when you get even smaller than that it gets a little strange to me.  The main appeal of this here movie is that it features a rich wacko madman, who happens to have a tiny, little, shrunken, Beetlejuice-style head.  But that's not the cool thing, the cool thing is that he has an all female rock band that he keeps in a cage.  They get shocked whenever he wants to hear them rock out.  Who wouldn't want that?  Plus he also has a midget servant which is just icing on the cake.  Now it also features stupid little dolls cuz it was directed by Band and that's what turns him on.  If you can ignore that silliness you get some blood, a brief boob flash, weird, kinky s & m games and a bodygaurd who wears clown makeup.  So while this one might be barely watchable for the weirdness it's still just another in a long line of fairly crappy silliness.