I acquired this movie as part of a spaghetti-western box set I picked up a while back. Why it's in this set I have no idea. For one thing it's an American western and for another thing it's probably one of the worst westerns I've ever seen! The whole movie is about this small group of cavalrymen who fight a small band of Indians. That's it! They go back and forth killing each other one at a time until there's only two people left and then they fight it out. I suppose there is a way of making this non-plotted mess slightly interesting but these filmmakers had no clue how to do that. There's barely any dialogue and our Indian hero is named Shee Clit Soak. Now I'll grant you that I'm just an ignorant white man but is Clit really an Indian name? And Shee Clit Soak? That's not even a good porn star name!! Also that was supposed to be the original title of this film. I can't imagine why they woulda changed that one. I would definitely say avoid this one unless you need a good nap since besides the gunshots this is a pretty quiet film.
Spoiler alert! Thanks to YouTube you can save your time and jump right to the nonsensical ending:
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