Wednesday, March 17, 2010
ZOMBIE STRIPPERS (2008)
Not as bad as you would expect from a direct-to-video horror movie starring porn and rock stars. Of course it features terrible CGI garbage cartoon effects and therefore the pitiful action sequences are really pathetic looking but overall it is amusing and even funny in parts. Sort of works in the same way as ZOMBIELAND where you don't really care or feel anything for any of the cardboard characters and you're just along for the retarded ride. Jenna Jameson does an OK job playing a stripper turned zombie and Robert Englund is entertaining as the scumbag boss but the greatest performance in the whole thing has got to be that of Joey Medina as Paco the stereotypical silly Mexican janitor.