In some type of subconscious fit of masochist excess I keep watching the films of crappy sleaze-film maven Doris Wishman. I know that they will never be all that good but I keep watching no matter how boring or stupid they are and this is one of the dumbest and also pretty boring to boot. This one involves a man named Arthur who gets a penis transplant from his buddy that was apparently a murdering rapist, who only killed women with cheap gold earrings and then Arthur himself becomes a murdering rapist, who only kills women with cheap gold earrings, because of the demented penis or is it a haunted penis? Well either way it's bad news for Arthur. Why does he get a penis transplant you might ask? Well his buddy was a hit with the ladies so naturally it was his magical penis that turned all the women on or something like that. The whole movie really doesn't make any sense. Arthur blackmails the doctor into performing the ridiculous operation and then when he realizes he's a homicidal maniac he turns around and blames the doctor like it wasn't his own idea in the first place!? Plus you don't even get to the penis transplanting stuff until about an hour or so into this so most of the film consists of soft-core sex scenes which pad out a majority of the running time. Of course this will not stop me and I will be watching more Doris soon enough(DEADLY WEAPONS or maybe the original SATAN WAS A LADY) and keep hoping for the best but knowing she will keep crushing my dreams of quality smut.
Snazzy trailer!:
Looks amazing---must check it out. (GREAT blog here, btw).
ReplyDeleteWhy ya gotta hate on the Wishman so much?
ReplyDeleteMe and Doris have sort of a love/hate relationship. :)
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