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A mad journey into the mind of the depraved!

A mad journey into the mind of the depraved!
Recommended for devolved primates only!

Sunday, November 21, 2010

BIG TITS ZOMBIE (2010)


Also know by the utterly amazing title of THE BIG TITS DRAGON: STRIPPERS 5 VS. ZOMBIES, this is sort of a Japanese version of ZOMBIE STRIPPERS but since it's Japanese it's way more wacky.  Like that movie though this features some porn stars taking a stab at acting in an actual movie.  Well sort of an actual movie if you count shot on video stuff full of CGI as a real movie.  CGI blood usually pisses me off but in these types of movies (MACHINE GIRL, TOKYO GORE POLICE etc.) it fits the absurdity of them since they're all big cartoons of violence anyway.  You get zombie-sushi that flies around and attacks people, intestines that turn into raping tentacles, perverts eating sushi off a naked lady and lots of weird spectacles like that.  As usual in Japanese cinema the goth stripper turns out to be the "bad guy" since anyone who's into underground culture or not part of the mainstream is always the force of evil but maybe I'm reading too much into a movie where zombies play a game of ping-pong with an eyeball.  Some of the scenes were shot in 3-D but the version I saw didn't have any of that.  The one bad thing is that for a movie titled BIG TITS ZOMBIE there isn't a major amount of nudity which is weird but still boner worthy if you're into scantily clad Asian strippers that don't really ever strip.  Check it out if you dig the new wave of extremely stupid Japanese gore flicks.

The Big Titty Dragon!! Why isn't stuff like this playing at my local multiplex?:

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