"You're all very pretty pigs"
Early 70's roughie produced by softcore sleazemeister David F. Friedman. This movie is sort of like a more sex-filled version of BARN OF THE NAKED DEAD. A long-haired sleazy fellow kidnaps five girls and uses them however he wants. He's helped by a mute henchman named Momo. The odd thing is that the girls don't really seem to be all that upset about these events. This is probably due to the horrible non-actors used but you would think they could have tried a little harder to seem a little bit upset. One of the girls is played by Uschi Digard who is billed here as Barbara Que(get it?). In fact all the cast and crew are given cutesy little aliases like our main bad guy Harry Chest and make-up by Mary Goround and sound by Less Noise etc, etc. You get girls called pigs, unexpected lesbianism, expected rape, penises squished with a wrench and in the most memorable scene a girl is thrown on top of a car's radiator and has her "clam" steamed open. It all ends up with some revenge served up by screwing our evil baddie to death. How he keeps it up for all of that I'm not sure. Especially since we never see him get it up in any scenes at all. Also after all that they still find room for a twist ending. Overall a pretty ridiculous movie for true lovers of bottom of the barrel sleaze only.
"Love means never having to say you're horny"
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