I've only seen a highly chopped-up print of this thing on DVD that plays a little over 40 minutes but I really have no desire to watch the full cut of what amounts to a really tedious soft-core porn flick starring some very hairy folks unconvincingly rubbing their uninspired genitals together. There is some kind of a plot going on about drugs and crime or something but most of that seems to have been cut out in favor of the long humping scenes that are scored with boring instrumental muzak versions of songs like "You've Made Me So Very Happy" and the theme from HAIR. Whoever shot this also decided we would rather look at a sunburned back, stare up a man's nostrils, watch a girl rub her nose on a limp-dick or other such idiotic things for 5 minutes each than see anything remotely hot. The groovy sideburns on one fellow may have been the highlight for me and that's pretty sad.
Save yourself and stay away from this one unless you get it as part of the UNCLE FARTS DIRTY MOVIE collection in which case at least the animated bits will give you a chuckle even if the movies might make you want to poke your eyes out.:
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