Director Andy Milligan is responsible for some of the worst, most boring horror movies I've ever seen but like a self-loathing masochist every once in a while I forget how bad they really are and I return to his movies for more punishment. This was Andy's last attempt at making a movie and here he has the idea that he could make a comedy mixed with a silly slasher movie. Of course, as expected, it fails miserably at being either one of those things. The comedy is like an ultra-retarded/stupider version of one of those NAKED GUN movies and the horror bits consist of slapstick gore and rubber body parts being thrown around. There's a drag queen receptionist, an Oliver Hardy look-a-like, stereotypical black mugger and bad jokes repeated over and over again. In between this awfulness we get what feels like endless scenes of nonsense dialogue where you feel the minutes tick away and wonder if it's worth it to keep watching. In an amazing feat of endurance I did make it to the end and can say that when it comes to making bad movies Mr. Milligan would be hard to top and makes someone like Ed Wood look like a genius in comparison. You might want to avoid this one.
If this movie were only 5 minutes long it might have almost been bearable:
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