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A mad journey into the mind of the depraved!

A mad journey into the mind of the depraved!
Recommended for devolved primates only!

Monday, March 12, 2012

SLAVE GIRLS OF THE SS (1973)



From what I can figure out this was originally called NAZI SEX EXPERIMENTS and was put out by Something Weird Video then it was re-edited by Alternative Cinema, they just added some pointless unnecessary WWII footage at the beginning and end, and released it as SLAVE GIRLS OF THE SS on DVD.  It's also been titled SEX SLAVES OF THE SS somewhere along the way.  No matter what you call it though it's a pretty bad comedy/nazisploitation porn flick.  The sex scenes are filled with particularly ugly people, there's super unrealistic torture scenes, shitty comedic bits and to top it all off you get an androgynous dwarf-looking henchwoman(that I think is supposed to be a henchman?) named Fritz(but sometimes called Fritzenia) that kills any boners that could possibly be popped during this movie.  This little troll being is the last thing anyone would want to see in a sex movie and it's movies like this that make me feel bad for our perverted forefathers who had to somehow figure out how to masturbate in a theater to this.  Those poor sleazy weirdos, although maybe if you're a neo-Nazi the rousing German marching music will get you off.  The fellow who plays our main stupid character Dr. Cock-Luv went on to be in  ILSA, HAREM KEEPER OF THE OIL SHEIKS and SLACKER where he doesn't show his cock at all.  Throughout the movie a few loops are thrown in here and there to bring it up to it's hour long running time. The short duration of this film is pretty much the only good thing going on here.

                                Ilsa would kick Fritz's silly ass!

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